Special delivery / Richard Gordon -- O'Conors of Castle O'Connor / Anthony Trollope -- When in Rome / Peter Ustinov -- Butch minds the baby / Damon Runyon -- Linguistic experiment / Jerome K. Jerome -- Whore of Mensa / Woody Allen -- Introduction to cold comfort / Stella Gibbons -- How I killed a bear / Charles Dudley Warner -- Day in the life of a Milligan / Spike Milligan -- Adventures of a YMCA lad / H. L. Mencken -- House of Fahy / E. E. Somerville & Martin Ross -- 'Not a porterhoue man' / Tom Sharpe -- Getting a glass of water / Frederick W. Cozzens -- Wrong boot / Evelyn Waugh -- Adventures of a Christmas turkey / Mark Lemon -- Stalled Ox / Saki -- Darrowby show / James Herriot -- Phantom elopement / Charles Dickens -- Waltz / Dorothy Parker -- Visit to Grandpa's / Dylan Thomas -- Hand the riles the world / O. Henry -- Without the option / P. G. Wodehouse -- Top of the league / A. G. Macdonell -- Yahi-Bahi Oriental Society of Mrs. Rasselyer-Brown / Stephen Leacock -- Body and soul / Alan Coren -- Brief engagement of Lupin Pooter / George & Weedon Grossmith -- 'Absolutely ghastly' / H. E. Bates -- Tom Edison's shaggy dog / Kurt Vonnegut Jr. -- Idol's eye / S. J. Perelman -- Morning after / Kingsley Amis -- Visit to Niagara / Mark Twain -- Fiance / Nancy Mitford -- Night the bed fell / James Thurber -- An Italian's view of a New Engladn winter / James M. Bailey.