Contains the gruesome details of the deaths of nineteen famous people including Julius Caesar, Galileo, Napoleon, and Albert Einstein.
Content Note
King Tut : back up the U-haul -- Julius Caesar : putting the "I" in "Ides" -- Cleopatra : #1 across -- Christopher Columbus : death by dirt -- Henry VIII : who not to marry -- Elizabeth I : she kept her head about her -- Pocahontas : royal hostage -- Galileo Galilei : staying alive -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart : every good boy does fine -- Marie Antoinette : I did not do it on purpose -- George Washington : little mouth of horrors -- Napoleon Bonaparte : I hate islands -- Ludwig van Beethoven : between those ears -- Edgar Allan Poe : oh, woe is Poe -- Charles Dickens : a tale of two brains -- James A. Garfield : James who? -- Charles Darwin : what, me worry? -- Marie Curie : you glow, girl -- Albert Einstein : Einstein = massive cranium? -- One more thing.