Shares the sometimes gruesome details of the deaths of nineteen famous historical figures, including King Tut, Pocahontas, George Washington, Edgar Allan Poe, and Marie Curie.

King Tut : back up the U-haul -- Julius Caesar : I as in ides -- Cleopatra : #1 across -- Christopher Columbus : death by dirt -- Henry VIII : who not to marry -- Elizabeth I : she kept her head about her -- Pocahontas : royal hostage -- Galileo Galilei : staying alive -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart : every good boy does fine -- Marie Antoinette : I did not do it on purpose -- George Washington : little mouth of horrors -- Napoleon Bonaparte : I hate islands -- Ludwig van Beethoven : between those ears -- Edgar Allan Poe : Oh woe is Poe -- Charles Dickens : the tale of two brains -- James A. Garfield : James who? -- Charles Darwin : what me worry? -- Marie Curie : you glow, girl -- Albert Einstein : Einstein = massive cranium? -- One more thing.